Object , Toilet paper
Place , Mt Smart Stadium
Person , Jojo Siwa
Why Jojo Siwa that works at Mt Smart Stadiums should be allowed to have unlimited toilet paper during the lockdown period.
Jojo Siwa is an amazing person that got the opportunity to work somewhere. This ‘somewhere’ is called Mt Smart Stadium. Mt Smart Stadium employees deserve the world as they create inventions that,,, well kind of ‘helps’ the world.
Jojo Siwa is one of the only employees that couldn’t get toilet paper, she asked the government to just get one packet of toilet paper, sadly she didn’t… that’s why I’m here. I’m here to persuade you all to start a protest to give her unlimited toilet paper.
Statement 1 : Jojo Siwa has a huge impact on the world
Jojo Siwa is one of the few employees that create inventions that ‘help’ the world. These inventions are called the ‘Growtastic’, ‘nUNLIMITEDBottle’ and ‘POWerPHOne’. The inventions I’ve named are very sustainable for the environment. These inventions can create a huge impact towards the earth and are 100% real.
Using these products will not only help you gain the ability to lose money from false products, but most importantly use products that are sustainable and healthy to the world.
In exchange for these wonderful products, we must give those employees… Jojo Siwa, an unlimited supply of toilet paper.
Statement 2 : Jojo Siwa’s poop can cause a deadly virus
As you know Toilet paper is a need during these outbreaks. Some people can’t get hold of them though. As you know Jojo Siwa is one of those people that couldn’t get ANY toilet paper. Well, scientists believe that Jojo Siwa’s poop can create a deadly virus. It’s not only more contagious than Covid - 19 but also much more deadly… like ebola.
If Jojo Siwa’s poop gets dried to her bottom within a week, it’ll create a virus that will put us in lockdown for 2 years at minimum. Scientists also believe that this virus will force us into wearing a high raised ponytail with a bow every single day, every single second.
Scientists have been working on the vaccine for approximately 25 years, and they believe they’ll finish the vaccine in 50 years time. In 1980, Scientists found out that dried poop seems to have its own mind. Which means if Jojo doesn’t use toilet paper soon, her poop will dry and spread all over the world.
If we don’t give her toilet paper in 6 days from now, humans will quickly lose a large amount of our population. Scientists believe that the human population will decrease by 75% if we don’t give the toilet paper RIGHT NOW.
This is why Jojo Siwa NEEDS toilet paper right now! It’s an essential object for everyone, yes, but if we don’t give it to her right now… human population will decrease in a matter of seconds.
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Today room 1 literacy chose words to create out own persuasive writing. We had to create false facts to somehow persuade the viewers to agree with us. We all worked hard trying to create a nice topic and some statements.
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