Peni the pirate

“Ahoy there matey” yelled Peni the Pirate. He stabbed his hook in the air. Peni the Pirate never brushes his teeth. Peni the Pirate sails around. Peni the Pirate walks with one leg. He also has only one hand. He has stinky armpits. He never does anything, only sailing in the ocean. He has got toe jam because he never changes his shoes. He is stinky because he never showers.