The Strange and Amazing Day

 Today, I was driving around to find a massaging place since I had terrible back pain. My name is Robert, people say I’m a bit ‘big’ but I personally think I’m pretty tough and have numerous abs. Suddenly a gigantic piece of poop started to come out. I tried my best holding it in, thankfully with my awesome strength I was able to go to KFC.

Once I went to KFC, I smelt the delicious fried chicken and it started to come out more. I went into the toilet, pulled my pants down with my amazing guts and took a massive poo in the floor. I didn’t care that it was on the floor, in my opinion it smelt quite unique. Suddenly I heard someone farting in the stalls. I went under the stall and saw him, he looked exactly like me, a bit ‘big’, bald and short! His farts smell amazing, but I got really jealous that my farts were better. I knocked down the door with my incredible strength and challenged him to an amazing farting contest. The loser would have to eat my poo! He delightly accepted the challenge, with a very cocky emotion. 

Firstly asked for his name, and he said his name was “Stonks”, who was apparently a very rich business man. Then we battled with our incredible ability of farting. I started first with my very small toot, he replied with the same but with more volume. Then I went overboard and farted with a huge amount of volume, making all the stalls shake. He also went a bit overboard and made the largest fart in the whole noise, to the point where I could even see the gas. It made the whole place shake, I was in love. But I definitely did not want to eat my poo, even if it was that delicious. I rubbed my tummy and made an enormous fart, that was long and watery, it absolutely smelt like heaven! It was definitely a replica of heaven, if I do say so myself. Then it was Stonk’s turn, he rubbed his tummy and bum and then I started to hear rumbling sounds. It was so loud that it felt like an earthquake because it made the whole place shake.

Then someone named Gregg came in, who was apparently a great BBQ cook and said . . . “ Hey, how about we cook this delicious poo using the KFC kitchen. We all gladly agreed, and ended up being the best day ever.

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Task description.

1 week ago, my literacy class came up with an idea of our own narrative. It was mainly about farts. I decided to come up with a strange idea, with a very strange twist in the end!

The World I Survived

 Today, at school I was talking to my beloved crush. We were going to have lunch together which was so exciting! He was so cute and nice and I wish I could say all this infront of his face. Sadly I have to wait for my classes to end, and I’m in the most boring and lackadaisical class EVER! I decided to just sleep, with my book in front of me. I looked to the side where the window was and saw this really strange cloud, and it spelt out death. Suddenly, something HORRIFIC happened . . .

My eyes got flashed with bright white light, blinding me. Then I started to feel conscious, I tried to grab my water bottle next to me but couldn’t since I didn’t have enough strength from the strong light. Then my consciousness started to go away, and the bright light fading away. Once the light disappeared, I realised that I wasn’t in school . . . I was on top of a HUGE building. There were multiple buildings around me, which was very strange. I was so confused and extremely frightened. I looked around and witnessed something HORRIBLE. I saw a person wearing very strange clothes about to shoot someone, she ended up falling to her death. I wish I never witnessed that, I’m in such trauma now. I thought “ What’s going to happen to me, What do I do?! “, then suddenly another strange guy holding a butcher knife was 5 metres away from stabbing me. I was frightened when I saw that strange guy. He tried to stab me but ended up missing multiple times. I saw that there was a bridge behind him, although it looked very suspicious. Then the dilemma came in, should I walk past the bridge or just try to kill the weird person ?

I thought about what I should do, but I decided to run on the bridge and try to escape. I first had a goal, and decided that my goal was to get from this parallel universe. The bridge started to creak as I was running and I almost forgot that I had a terrible fear of heights. As I was running through the very suspended bridge, the bridge started breaking. I was scared to DEATH. It broke down and was about to fall to my death. Thankfully I caught the rope and held it very tightly. I was very scrawny and weak so I couldn’t hold onto the rope properly.

Suddenly I gained some strength, I’m pretty sure I didn’t but I just felt like I gained some amazing strength. It must’ve been my amazing dedication to surviving! I climbed up the ‘ladder’ into a new building, and saw this very strange poster on the wall. I read it and decided to just grab the poster so no one else could see it. 

While I was walking around the building, I found a dead body. I was in pure shock but also found the same poster that I had. I also saw that she had a lot of resources in her bag, including food, a hatchet, clothes and most importantly a gun. I brought the bag with me and decided to walk around a little more, paying attention to every view and sounds. I walked through the very strange and terrifying hallways, as I walked through the corner I witnessed something horrifying. I saw a very psychopathic girl trying to kill someone with a knife. As the girl was about to slice his throat, I grabbed my gun and used my incredible aim to shoot the knife away. I genuinely think it was pure luck since it was my first time using a gun. I also revealed myself and my location, she grabbed her gun and tried to shoot me… but with my terrible reflexes I still managed to dodge the bullet. I shot the girl, but it looked like she had amazing reflexes so she dodged it. She ran up to me and tried to slit my throat, I moved to the right to dodge that attack, but then I threw the knife randomly somewhere. While I was dodging her attacks, the guy came in and stabbed her in the heart. Thankfully I made some signs to attack her while I was dodging her attacks. Then when she died, she turned into pixels… this was the most confusing thing ever!? The guy saw that I was confused, so he told me. Turns out he was very intelligent and had heaps of information about this world. Turns out, there’s some robots in this world that try to prevent people from surviving. He explained it with excellent vocabulary so I didn’t understand much. Since he gave me that information, I gave him the information I found from this poster. I told him....  “ there’s a helicopter that can fit two people, sadly I don’t know where it was”. Then he asked for the poster I with the information, then he . . .

He said that he knew where it was. He found out where the secret message was, using romen numerals. I thought it’d be great to be an ally with him with my excellent pvp skills and his great intelligence. He gladly agreed and I was really excited to have an alliance with him. I decided to go find the place right now, this is because it was due till 5 hours. We ran quickly, passing through every bridge, ignoring my trauma I had from almost falling down the bridge. We ended up running into another psychopath, instead it had a very strong aura. The gun was magnificent, I was hoping to kill it to get it! It was a machine gun, it’s great for killing with the amazing speed it has. I quickly got my gun and shot it in the head. It was gonna about to shower me with bullets, I quickly ran and threw my gun behind my back so my ally could get it. He smirked, then he got out his other gun and started to shoot him. Thankfully I was able to miss all those shots, except one. Thankfully it only pierced my clothing. After killing the machine gun psycho, I grabbed the gun and looked next to us. 

The building with the helicopter. . . 

We enter the building with courage and hope. We entered in, paying attention to every sound and views. Then an extravagant light came in, it was really strong and it almost burned our eyes. Then a duo like us came in, but instead they were real humans, REAL HUMANS. They asked us for a challenge, knowing that there are only two seats in the helicopter. They took the first shot, without us accepting. I passed my revolvers to my ally, and grabbed out my machine gun. They were in pure shock after seeing my machine gun, they tried to befriend us. But I obviously refused and straight up MURDERED them. I was to the point where I trust no one but myself and him. We ran up to the stairs, just in case anyone tried to steal our seats. 10 minutes remaining, we were less than a foot away from the helicopter. Then we heard some loud footsteps. I took my grenade out from the random bag I found and we heard them scream in horror. We didn’t care, we just wanted to get out of this dangerous world. We saw the helicopter and dived on the seats. We were so thrilled to get out of this strange universe ! 

“I hope I won’t experience this ever again”, I said but then we saw another strange building and then the same thing happened to me at the start, the light flashed at us . . .

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Task description.

About 3 or 2 weeks ago, we got to create our own narrative, with our own ideas. I decided to created a narrative that was inspired by a terrific anime I watched, but with a twist!

Breaking Down Narratives

 

Today we broke down narratives and found different characters, settings, problems and more. Breaking down narratives was extremely fun and challenging. Please leave a positive comment on my blog.

Ratio Reconcilliation

Task description.

Today for maths, we were learning ratios. Honestly I didn't really understand it since I was doing something during the lesson, thankfully I think I got the idea on what ratios are.

Digital Noho

Today, our school had our digital noho. Since we all had a lot of knowledge in online learning, we quickly played a quick game of kahoot about geography. 

This was also just a quick practice of online learning, just in case!    

 

Attitude Talk with Jana

Today, we had an attitude talk with a girl named Jana. She all really helped us understand ourselves by having a great self appreciation and realising that were all unique in our own way. 

My favourite part of the attitude talk was when she talked about personality traits. We found out that there were four main personality traits, and they’re assigned as animals. The first personality trait we learnt about was the otter.

We learnt that the otter was a personality trait of a clown. They always try to have fun, even if it’s the most boring thing ever. The otter reminds me of my friend Bradley, he always tries to have fun and also gets in trouble a lot for talking… way too much

The second one we learnt about was the lion. We learnt that the lion was the leader in everything. They assign everyone jobs and it’s a great pair with an otter. Knowing that one of my friends, named Oalii, makes me think that lions are very mature and respectable. She’s also very great friends with Bradley, an otter.

Another one we learnt about was the golden retriever. The golden retriever is basically the angel in every group. They’re too nice to say no, and also they would do anything. They’re so nice to the point where everyone would ask him/her and they’ll say yes to everything. 

This reminds me of me back then, but thankfully I learnt to say no to things I’m not comfortable with. 

Lastly, and finally, the otter. The otter is basically the perfectionist. He has high expectations and is always hard working. They have trouble trying to believe that if they don’t get a high score in a test, they aren’t perfect. 

These are the four personality traits we learnt from Jana. We all thank her for telling us who we really are and were all unique in our own ways. 

I hope she’s able to come back to our school and teach the new intermediate block how to appreciate themselves more.

He Aha Taima

Task description.

Today for Te Reo, we learnt how to tell the time in Maori if someone asks us. 

Moa Poster

 

Today for literacy, we had to read an article about an extinct flightless bird called a Moa. We had to tell others the appearance, when it got extinct and what the maori people use with moa meat, feathers, etc. We also had to find some words we didn't know the definition of. Lastly, we had to draw a moa from a drawing website/google drawings. Luckily Kiarah let me use her really 'unique' moa.

My next step

Task description. 

Today for math, we had a choice between a lot of slides. E.g, extended division + simple division, and so on. I decided to do the extended division one since I really need to expand my mind into the world of division and also did multiplication, halves and double. The division one was actually pretty hard and took a quiet long time to do, considering that I'm in in the simple range of division. Then for that multiplication task, we had to double one number and half one number to create an equation with the same answer as the last equation. 

How to be a professional sports player

 You might ask, how to be a great professional sports player ? Well, you can become a professional sports player for numerous reasons. E.g -  By having a healthy diet, having a good sleep schedule, etc. I’ll be stating 3 simple, but IMPORTANT ways to be a professional sports.

Having a good sleeping schedule is VERY important. This is because it grants you the power of not being lackadaisical. When you are tired, you can be very useless. You’ll feel so sluggish that you’re not able to do anything. Sleeping early gives you HEAPS of enthusiasm. An example might be me, whenever I sleep late I’m always tired to do ANYTHING. It also gives me a disadvantage because I won’t be able to focus so I might be hallucinating.

This is why you have to have a good sleeping schedule, it gives you a crazy advantage during competing.

Having good nutrition is just as important as having a good sleeping schedule. The particular reason for this statement is that it can keep you fit. It won’t help you with weight, but it will help you to have a healthy body. To have good nutrition, you have to eat a good amount of vegetables or fruits. Another example is me, I NEVER eat healthy foods which causes me to stress.

This is why you need good nutrition, it helps you a lot with things like work, school, etc.

Most importantly, training. Training is very important because it helps you gain more skill at what sport you're competing in, and it is also really healthy for your body since it will count as a workout. That’s two pros against training, a workout and you get more skilled ! 

For example, we can talk about a very professional sports player. Could be anyone ! They have to train heaps to get to the place they’re currently at. This is why you need to train if you want to be a professional sports player, it can make you more skilled, be more recognized and it’ll be a good workout.

To sum up everything that I’ve stated, these three things are very important. These three tips can help you notoriously on your way to becoming a professional sports player.

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Task description.

We had to create an explanation writing explaining ways to become a professional sports player. We could write about nutrition, encouragement, etc.

Nga Tau

This is my create task.

Today for rotations, we found out how to count to one hundred in Maori. At first this was actually pretty hard until I figured it out. Thankfully my head was able to find out how to do this.

Fou our create task, we had to show ways to count 1 to 30. This was pretty easy since I figured out how to count to hundred pretty fast!

Ahua Word Problems : Addition and Subtraction

Kia Ora everyone! Since our teacher, Mrs. Stone was away. She didn't have time to create a new math's presentation, this means she applied us to Mrs. Tele'a's work.  This work was fairly easy since I'm pretty sure my whole class can understand word problems and know how to division and multiplication.

This also means that most of us didn't need to add working out.

Divine Division

 

This is our maths work carrying on from our new strategy we learnt, by using multiplication instead of division. We also did divisibility task.

Delicious Division !

 Delicious Division

We are learning to solve division equations using our knowledge of multiplication.

Multiplication practice:

56 ➗ 8 =  8 x 7            72 ➗ 9 =    9 x 8            44 ➗ 11 = 11 x 4

45 ➗ 9 =    9 x 5           64 ➗ 8 =     8 x 8           56 ➗ 7 = 7 x 8

35 ➗ 5 =     7 x 5         144 ➗ 12 =   12 x 12           27 ➗ 3 = 9 x 3

Maselino has 50 chocolates. He would like to share them between 5 friends. How many chocolates will they get each? 10 x 5

36 cookies are shared between 6 friends. How many cookies do they get each? 6 x 6

Justus has 70 chocolates. He would like to share them between 5 friends. How many chocolates will they get each? 14 x 5  

Cooking club have made 48 cookies that will be shared between 6 students. How many cookies will each student receive? 8 x 6 = 48

Naomi has 80 lollies. She would like to make 20 lolly leis. How many lollies can you use to make each lei? 4 x 20 = 80

Sheales has made 72 mini pineapple pies. She is sharing them between 12 friends. How many pies will each friend receive? 12 x  6 = 72

Tamati has 48 fidget spinners to share between 12 friends. How many will they receive each? 12 x 4 = 48

Mrs Vaafusuaga has ordered 81 tennis balls. They are in cans of 3 balls. How many cans should there be?  3 x 20 = 60, 3 x 7 = 21. 60 + 21 = 81, so then the answer is 27.

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We had to answer this google doc using our new strategy we learnt yesterday, by using multiplication instead of division.

Delicious Division

Today for maths, we were learning how to solve division questions using multiplication. We also did a little recap on factors.

How to be a good son/daughter ?

How do you be a good son/daughter? Well there's numerous reasons on how you can be a good and respectful son/daughter, I’m going to state a few reasons on how to BE one, or maybe even BECOME one.

The first thing you can do to be a good son/daughter is to be respectful. You can do this by having good manners, listening to them, etc. I personally would listen to them more often, even if it gets quite annoying ( Trust me I’ve been there ) . 

This is one of the reasons on how you can be a good son/daughter, by having respect.

 Carrying on to “having respect” paragraph. They might ask you to do the most SIMPLE things in the world. E.g - Getting the TV remote when it’s literally right next to them. You still have to do it, even if you’re in a really important meeting, prioritise your parents first. Like even if it takes the whole meeting to go do the laundry, it doesn't matter because you would have to respect them since they spend their money on you. 

Anywhere, Anytime, prioritise your parents first.

Why shouldn’t your parents ask you to do things? Well, this is because you should be already doing it in the first place. They should have never asked you to do it in the first place. If you do the chores before they even ask you it could mean a LOT to your parents since they’ll have more free time instead of doing chores.

Don’t let them ask you, just do it without reminders !

To sum up everything that I’ve stated, you can do the most SIMPLE things to be a good  son/daughter. This is just a reminder to take care of your parents and be respectful to them.

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Today, we had to create an explanation writing stating tips to be a good son/daughter. For example a good tip might be doing the chores.

We had to create an explanation writing revolving around the statement " how to be a good son/daughter ".

Before I Forget

Today for maths, we just did a little recap on what we've been learning, which I'm thankful I did this because I almost forgot everything we learnt, to the point where I questioned myself " What are factors again ". Thankfully I got through this recap pretty quickly.

Kauri Tree

Today, we had to read an article called Kauri Tree. I worked with my friend Jane, so this means we halved each questions by 2.

After reading the article, we had to answer questions proving we read the article. Then we had to find each word definition by using google, but also using the article to know which meaning we had to do for the word.

Lastly, me and Jane had to create an island, we could of added ANYTHING we wanted to, but we were in a rush to get this done so we created a simple, yet nice island.

Presenting Place Value 2

Kia Ora everyone!

Unfortunately I was unable to go to the google meets since my chromebook can't charge when I use it. I found that out this morning, since my chromebook was dead.

Although, it's okay since I was able to do this place value with decimals task easily. This slideshow is basically level 2 of "adoring addition 2". 

I will admit I found this pretty challenging, especially with the last question since I forgot 0.1 + 0. 33 = 0.43, but at least I learnt my lesson!

Adoring Addition 2

Kia Ora everyone!

Today for maths we were focusing on decimals. We had to use a strategy to solve these addition questions involving decimals. At first I found this presentation very challenging, until I kept getting used to it.

After I finished this slide I had to post it on my blog.

Man and the Sea

Kia Ora everyone!

Today for literacy, we read an article called Man and the Sea. Honestly, I wasn't sure what it was about since I didn't really understand the book. All I understood was that Samoans were scared to travel the water because of an octopus.

Thankfully, there wasn't much questions talking about the article.

After answering the questions, we had to do some sort of recap on what nouns and adjectives are. I don't think I got all of them, but I've definitely found enough nouns and adjectives to get a passing grade.

Lastly for the create task, we had to create a Samoan tattoo on a google draw or draw one on a paper.